One Chapter of my Life Done!

I am done with Anatomy! Officially over with and done... bam! No more smelly body, smelly clothes.. and smelly me! Although a lot of cool things happened in the lab. A journalist interviewed us, I learned that fat really is yellow.. and everywhere in the body.. even in the eye ball. I finally got a grasp of what a neuron really did look like.. (I was pretty confused about it before!) I did a rectal and pelvic "exam".. realized that the lungs are annoying and don't look like much other than blobs. realized my true calling as a extremities specialist. :) Learned that there is beauty in patience.. and believe me, I was tested many times!! But I never did resort to throwing that blob of fat! And ultimately realized that Frank Netter is the biggest contradiction EVER! He's smoking a cigar in his picture in the beginning of his atlas!!! What kind of doctor was he?? .. .. but all this rambling will be for nothing if I fail my final!

Drunk Paper

Well. I finally finished that awful ridiculous paper drunk off of plum wine. I guess it's better than having to write the paper while being sober.. because that would be painful! Stupid ass paper.. but it's done. I had to write about what I would want to have happen to me if I were to be sick or unable to speak for myself.. ala Terri Shiavo. And the paper sucks.. why? Is it because I don't think about death or care.. no.. but it sucks because the teachers suck. But that's ok because I wrote this paper drunk.. and now I am happy to be done. I didn't proof read it.. oh well! Tell someone who cares.. but it aint me!! And now tomorrow I will go to Starbucks and get a cupcake, maybe!

Birthdays and Old Friends

There's something to be said about old friends, actually wonderful friends, and a nice bottle of sake. Throw in an amazing bottle of plum wine (japanese style). aw man, throw in an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet. and you have one stuffed person! No, beyond that.. you have one person that is so happy that she has kept in touch with her friend from junior high school! It's interesting, because I think I am an awful roommate to have.. but I sure love my friend.. and this isn't the plum wine that's talking.. in fact, I had more fun tonight, a billion weeks after my 23rd birthday! But I still had a better time tonight than I had had at the bar, dancing to crappy music with a random collection or people on my real birthday..

Can't wait for Las Vegas!